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How to know if your Man is cheating! By: OW
Weigh him! If he weighs more than a pig he is cheating on you! Since the beginning of the church we have been taught that a man’s sins make him heavier. This is obvious proof right? Or was that for...
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A Conversation
Woman: “Peter we need to talk baby.” Man: “Sure what did you want to talk about babe?” Woman: “Well you have never asked about my family much so I thought I would tell you a few things.” Man: “Gee I’m...
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Women
I just heard a list on the radio of 100 things that women do better than men. It succeeded in causing me to roll my eyes 100 times. I am dizzy as shit! They forgot “complaining.” -Opinionated Man...
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Why you are Alone on Valentine’s Day!
You think all men are pigs. Well show me a pig that can pick out a Hallmark card, pay for it, sign it, and buy chocolate without eating it and I will agree with you! Otherwise… you are just picky and...
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If I were a Woman – By: OM
If I were a woman I would never wear a turtleneck… ever. You hold a distinct advantage over mankind. Why hide it? If I were a woman I would always use crying first in arguments or tense situations, not...
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Relationship Blogs – Women GET to be Picky!
I love reading relationship posts, dating, and articles on love when a woman states how hard it is to “get a guy.” I think often the wording being used is wrong because in most cases the woman is...
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The Day The Feminists Came
Disclaimer: If you are a member of the feminist movement I really wouldn’t read this. Fair warning. The Cast Opinionated Man – Played by Jason Cushman because no “real” white people would take the part...
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The Power of Pretty
The power of pretty is evident all around us today. It is on social media, on the television, and walking in front of us at the mall. It is an idea or concept held by society that defines what we...
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Women are Crazy (The way to lose your female readers)
This is not a relationship blog, but occasionally I will write about and share some revolutionary facts that I discover in my life. Here is one fact that I would love to write about (but not discuss)...
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For Males Only –“Women are EASY to Understand”
I see a lot of articles by both men and women claiming that “women are hard to understand.” Why do people find women so complex and difficult to decipher? I figured it was my duty to provide some basic...
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The Period
I don’t know why men are so freaked out by The Period. In my opinion The Exclamation Mark and The Question Mark are much more frightening experiences. At least with The Period we have some idea of what...
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My Opinion on Fashion – Part 1
Why not right? I have already been called a dumbass and an asshole this week, so I might as well have some fashion bloggers tell me how stupid I am to top it off! Here is my take on current fashion. I...
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How to know if your Man is cheating! By: OW
Weigh him! If he weighs more than a pig he is cheating on you! Since the beginning of the church we have been taught that a man’s sins make him heavier. This is obvious proof right? Or was that for...
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Don’t you see the sign?
I don’t understand why women read my articles for men when I put “for men only” in the title. Don’t they see the sign? Maybe women can’t read and they are all in reality really good guessers… That’s...
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For Men Only –“Decorative Towels”
Men I thought it might be nice to give you all a quick guide to the anomaly called “the decorative item.” If you have a steady woman, live-in girlfriend, or wife you may have encountered these strange...
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Men Only – 10 Rules for Sex
Here are some pieces of advice I have on sex and they are obviously mostly for men, but maybe some women can relate to them as well. 1. Men don’t be too quick to defend yourself. When she says “was...
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Relationship Advice Part 2
Because my doctorate from The Intergalactic Academy of Women requires me to write five articles yearly on women and relationships I will now write my second for the year. This one is mainly for the men...
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Ways to Keep from getting “Friendzoned”
Stop being her friend!!! Stop doing countless favors for her! You know that you are one step away from being called “the work horse” right? Beat up her boyfriend or love interest. If he is bigger than...
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The Day The Feminists Came
Disclaimer: If you are a member of the feminist movement I really wouldn’t read this. Fair warning. The Cast Opinionated Man – Played by Jason Cushman because no “real” white people would take the part...
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Why Women are Still Crazy
Women are still crazy and do and think the craziest things. Women think men want sex all the time. I don’t get what is so hard to understand that we don’t want it “all the time,” we just want it on...
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